Things said at work:
- (Woman looking at energy candy): What? "Proven to improve your stamina on the course and in bed?" (Me:) What the hell? (Woman:) I just made up the last part.
- (After making a mistake charging an old man:) I thought you Chinese were supposed to be smart!
- (Me:) I almost gave your pants to another guy! (Man:) If you did, I would have to kill you.
- (Man:) Is that belt $55.00 or $50.00? (Me:) Oh, $50.00. (Man:) Score! $5.00!
- (Man, after his bill comes up to five hundred something:) Ohhh man. No thank you. Can I say that to you? NO THANK YOU!
And Dylan spilled his spicy smelling soup on himself during lunch. It was a good work day.
- (Woman looking at energy candy): What? "Proven to improve your stamina on the course and in bed?" (Me:) What the hell? (Woman:) I just made up the last part.
- (After making a mistake charging an old man:) I thought you Chinese were supposed to be smart!
- (Me:) I almost gave your pants to another guy! (Man:) If you did, I would have to kill you.
- (Man:) Is that belt $55.00 or $50.00? (Me:) Oh, $50.00. (Man:) Score! $5.00!
- (Man, after his bill comes up to five hundred something:) Ohhh man. No thank you. Can I say that to you? NO THANK YOU!
And Dylan spilled his spicy smelling soup on himself during lunch. It was a good work day.
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